imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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"If it’s both terrifying and amazing then you should definitely pursue it."

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"I did not intend to get this drunk"

Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

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