curiovsly:

I want to get to the point in life where people are too scared to talk to me because my eyebrow game is so strong

(via skullbonez)

"Find a purpose to serve, not a lifestyle to live."

Criss Jami, Venus in Arms (via observando)

(via subourboncastaway)

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

(via xybutt)

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

(via wintarsfell)