500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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(Source: the-great-gayby, via kathy-win)

vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

(Source: kzuichi, via bi-bim-bap)

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

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