I want to get to the point in life where people are too scared to talk to me because my eyebrow game is so strong

(via skullbonez)

"Find a purpose to serve, not a lifestyle to live."

Criss Jami, Venus in Arms (via observando)

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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

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"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

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